| Boys | Girls |
| skin tight tank tops for poofs like Mr Dobbin | Navy Blazer with school crest |
| (whip and handcuffs available) | (wool or polyester available) |
| Black school trousers | red crotchless thong |
| V-Necked grey jumper with | V-Necked grey jumper with |
| tricolour on front | holes cut to allow breasts to move |
| Plain white shirt | Plain white shirt or blouse |
| P.E Uniform - Boys | P.E Uniform - Girls |
| Steel padlocked boxers (to protect from Joe mc Aufield) | Sweat-shirt, navy, with school badge |
| Green and white P.E. top jersey, celtic | Skirt not compulsory P.E. see-through top, cellular |
| T-shirt, with fuck all huns on the front | Navy jogging pants (not compulsory, no motif) |
| white cotton shorts Socks, light blue, navy trim | Black brief, silk |
| Sports training shoes (non-marking soles) | Socks, white with navy trim White sports training shoes (non-marking soles) |
| Football boots Navy jogging pants (not compulsory) | |
